We are sharing 100+ men funny quotes We appreciate declarations that remember us of our convictions, what we genuinely trust in, as well as what we rise up to on a daily basis. The falling process of learning to read, pointing out, and keeping certain quotes encourages us. Maybe for entertainment or for trust to act.
Whatever relaxing, maybe it’s an ironic occasion, a moment in time, or a single word, always enhances a miserable day. I think hearing amazing statements about subject could assist you preserve an optimistic mentality. As Ronan Keating aptly sang, “Everyday life is a roller coaster,” and life has its own unique share of downs and ups, with some days full of with delight and others so depressing that absolutely nothing appears straight. At this point in time, everything that is required is some giggles in order to get our daily lives back on path. So, here are some entertaining declarations about men (don’t regard these maliciously, guys!) that will cheer up your day.
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100+ Men Funny Quotes
- Life is always too cruel. All we can do is try to pass the ball and let the sun shine. Hoping it shines for everyone. – Eric Cantona
- Too much paid for what I do, but not enough for me to get bored. – Daniel Pennac
- Those who dream the day will always have an advantage over those who dream at night. – Edgar Allan Poe
- Women live longer than men, especially when they are widowed. – Georges Clemenceau
- A successful man is a man who earns more money than his wife spends. And a successful woman is a woman who has found such a man. – Lana Turner
- Men have a more enjoyable life than women: first, they get married later and, secondly, they die earlier. – HL Mencken
- There are thousands of reasons for women to dress as they do: and all these reasons are men. – Sacha Guitry
- To seduce men, I wear a new perfume:” New car interior. – Rita Rudner
- Every woman measures the degree of her aging to the interest or disinterest that men show for her body. – Milan Kundera
- Only women know how to love, men cannot hear… – Denis Diderot
- God has given women intuition and femininity. An appropriate combination of the two easily confuses the spirit of the men I met. – Farrah Fawcett
- Good lovers are the women who build them. Men, we must learn everything and especially let them believe the opposite. – Victoria Abril
- Women can pretend to have an orgasm. But, men can pretend to have a romantic relationship. – Sharon Stone
- When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry
- A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing. – Duane Dewel
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. – Oscar Wilde
- Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein
- Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. – Kathy Lette
- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. – Molly McGee
- Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying. – William Shakespeare
- There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing a jelly to a tree for example. – Anonymous
Oscar Wilde
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?”
“Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”
“Between men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
“Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.”
Mae West
“Men are all alike — except the one you’ve met who’s different.”
“Men are easy to get but hard to keep.”
“It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.”
“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”
“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
William Shakespeare
“Well, I will find you 20 lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.”
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.”
Will Rogers
“Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.”
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